Welcome To The Internet

Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet аккорды

			[Verse]
Bm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Bm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
          C
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
   F7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.


[Verse]
Bm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
          Bm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
        C
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
 F7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll Do the rest.


[Verse]
Bm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
          Bm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
   C
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
F7
We got a million different ways to engage


[Verse]
Bm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
         Bm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
       C
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
      F7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin
Bm
eachother. 


[Verse]
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
         Bm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
         C
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
F7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.


[Verse]
Bm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
        Bm
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
        C
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
   F7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-


[Verse]
Bm
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
           Bm
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
      C
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
 F7                           F7   Bm   C    F     Bm
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.


[Chorus]
         Bm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Bm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
C
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
F7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

         Bm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Bm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
C
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
F7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.


[Interlude]
Bm F G# F7


[Verse]
Bm        F                     G#     F7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Bm       F
Not very long ago
G#               F7
Just before your time
Bm           F
Right before the towers fell
G#           F7
Circa '99


[Verse]
         Bm
This was catalogues
 C
Travel blogs
F7             Bm
A chat room or two
            Bm        C
We set our sights and spent our nights
F7        F7
Waiting


[2nd Chorus]
    Cmaj7
For you
Bm7
You
  G#       F
Insatiable you
      Cmaj7            Bm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
G#              F
You were barely two
       Bm          Fmdim
And it did all the things
   F              G#
We designed it to do


[Bridge]
    G#
Now look at you
    F
Oh, look at you
B
You


[2nd Chorus]
Bmaj7       Fm7
You
  F           B
Unstoppable, watchable
     Bmaj7              Fm7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
F              B
Honey, how you grew
       Fm7        Ebdim
And if we stick together
    B                F
Who knows what we'll do
       F          B
It was always the plan
           Ebdim         Fm7
To put the world in your hand


Fm Fm/G Fm Fm/G Fm Fm/G Fm Fm/G
[laughing]


[Chorus]
         Fm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Fm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
B
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
G7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

         Fm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Fm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
B
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
G7
Anything and everything
G7
And anything and everything
G7
And anything and everything
G7*                    Fm* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time