Sad

Bo Burnham

Sad аккорды

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It's about all the sad stuff. Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
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I met a homeless man named Rich
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Isn't that terrible?
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I saw a flyer for a lost dog
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And the dog didn't have any legs
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I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating
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I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
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That was sad, or a deer

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I saw an old man get hit by a train
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He didn't see it in the pouring rain                                          
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He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"

Because I didn't say anything.

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I just thought to myself, "Ooh, this is gonna be sad."
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    And it was.
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       I'm a genius.

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I saw a man with only one eye
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In a 3D movie
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I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
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Directly on his mother's corpse
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I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
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Then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
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I saw a boy who had red hair.


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I went to a store looking for something to buy
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But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
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No, wait--this store sells mirrors! 
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See what I did there?
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Let's rock! No.


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I saw an old man slip and fall
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Hey, what a fucking idiot
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I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
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Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.
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Everything that once was sad
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Is somehow funny now
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The Holocaust and 9/11
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That shit's funny 24/7, cuz
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Tragedy will be exclusively joked about
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Because my empathy is bumming me out
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Goodbye, sadness
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Hello jokes.